“Big spiders down here man, real big”, I warned my friend as
we went into the basement of my old house.
Not much has happened here since I left years ago… The house
is still as old and abandoned as ever.
“How big?” my friend asks as I narrowly avoid hitting the
overhead beam that always hit me when I was younger.
“Sit down and let me tell you a quick story.”
He sits and listens.
“One time when I was down here, I saw the biggest spider you
have ever seen. It was like twice the size of my hand. I stomped on it, and
dozens of baby spiders crawled out of the body. I tried stomping them all, but
I don’t think I ever got them all.”
My friend looks like he is about to be sick, then he sees a
spider and screams like a girl.
Haha.
Cruel thing you... I meant to the spider, not your friend!
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