"It is war... And in war, we win... yes?” Asked my
Russian malware fighter friend.
“Yes,” I said as I got ready to open fire on a malware base
in Russia.
I shot my way through the door and was seen by a malware
purveyor guard.
One hit with my taser and he was on the ground… With his
radio having gone off.
Dispatch: “Thought we heard something, what happened?”
Me: “Not sure what you heard, everything’s fine down here
dispatch.”
Dispatch: “OK, have a nice day.”
I walked over to where another guard was guarding the
malware this base is hiding and shot him with a sleep dart.
Dispatch: “Everything OK over there?”
Me: “Sorry, I just knocked the radio down when I was in the
bathroom. Please don’t tell my supervisor.”
Dispatch: “Oh, I see. Yeah, Yeah. OK.”
I collected the malware. Yes, we do win in war.