It is war...

"It is war... And in war, we win... yes?” Asked my Russian malware fighter friend.

“Yes,” I said as I got ready to open fire on a malware base in Russia.

I shot my way through the door and was seen by a malware purveyor guard.

One hit with my taser and he was on the ground… With his radio having gone off.

Dispatch: “Thought we heard something, what happened?”

Me: “Not sure what you heard, everything’s fine down here dispatch.”

Dispatch: “OK, have a nice day.”

I walked over to where another guard was guarding the malware this base is hiding and shot him with a sleep dart.

Dispatch: “Everything OK over there?”

Me: “Sorry, I just knocked the radio down when I was in the bathroom. Please don’t tell my supervisor.”

Dispatch: “Oh, I see. Yeah, Yeah. OK.”

I collected the malware. Yes, we do win in war.