Technology hitman: Part 1

“What just blew up?” said a scared child in the city mall after hearing a loud boom.

A man dressed in a full suit of futuristic looking body armor steps out of a van.

The man says: “Technology hitman, coming through!” in a loud, booming voice.

He pulls out a machine gun and starts firing randomly in the mall.

Before long, everyone is running and screaming.

Mall cops attempting to respond find themselves locked via a futuristic electronic lock.

So they decide to call the anti-malware-man.

“Anti-malware-man, we need you here! There’s a guy shooting people in the mall. He’s dressed like a tank, it looks like something out of a movie!”

“I’m on my way” I say.

I take my Taser and head to the mall, finding a police blockade.

“I’m sorry sir, you can’t-“ He sees my outfit and realizes I am the anti-malware-man.

“…go right in sir.”